Thursday, July 30, 2009

The Case of the Missing Milk Carton

Today at lunch, I opened the refrigerator. Suddenly, I noticed that there was no milk. Now, I knew we had been low - only one gallon left with only about an inch in the bottom. But I was fairly certain that I had poured some milk on my cereal that morning at breakfast, so where was the milk carton now?


I looked in the trash can, wondering if Mike had finished the milk this morning. No empty jug. I looked around to see if I had left it on the counter. No milk carton. I looked in the trash can AGAIN to see if I had finished it with my cereal this morning at breakfast and had just forgotten that I threw the carton away. No milk carton! I looked in the surrounding rooms in case I had somehow brought the milk carton with me when Aidan needed something. No jug.

You probably already figured out the ending to this story. I finally found the milk carton - where else? - in the cupboard where the cereal goes! I must have stuck it in there when I threw away the empty cereal bag!

And some people say Momnesia isn't real!

8 comments:

Spencer said...

O-L-D-Y
You ain't got no alibi!
You old, yeah yeah
You OLD!

That was funny.

jessica said...

Welcome to the club. Pregnancy and childbirth kill brain cells. At least it wasn't a full gallon of milk;)

Lisa Merkley said...

Yeah...and it doesn't ever get any better. That explains a lot about mom, don't ya think? :)

Love you mom.

LaRae said...

LOL. I started laughing before the post was over because I knew the milk carton would be in the cupboard. I have actually TRIED to do that several times, but I don't think I have ever ACTUALLY put the milk in the cereal cupboard!

Lisa Merkley said...

So, was your milk ruined or was it only in there for a short amount of time?

Michelle said...

It was ruined. I didn't notice the missing milk for about 4 hours.

Jennifer said...

hahahahaha!

Audrey Seymour said...

well I am not a mom but I often leave throw away silver spoons and leave my cell in the fridge! You're not alone...